Sunday, September 29, 2002

This evening I was pondering my love life, and I realized that if I had a nickel for every man who said, "I'll call you," and never did, I could buy the Golden Gate Bridge.

So, I've decided that from now on, every time a man asks me for my phone number I'm going to charge him a nickel for the privilege of having it. I figure by time I'm 65 I'll be able to afford the Golden Gate Bridge - or a nice retirement in Hawaii.