This is just terrible. My cat is cheating on me.
As if I didn't have enough self-esteem issues.
The other night M and I were laying in bed. He rolls over and tells me that he really likes the perfume I'm wearing. I told him I'm not wearing any. He's a faithful guy, but I still had to tease him that the perfume was coming from his collar and where had he been and all. We laughed.
It took us a minute to figure out where the flowery aroma was coming from. Turns out Scar, our roving male cat, who is usually shy and skittish around people, had just jumped up in the window above our bed. The perfume we smelled was wafting off his fur and into the bedroom on the cool breeze. He, apparently, has been spending his evenings with another woman.